Dead(ish) by Naomi Kramer

Linda's had a bad day. First her boyfriend killed her. Then she woke up, still on this boring plane of existence, and with an odd obsession about her missing body. Mike won't tell her what he did with her body, and she can't find the stupid thing herself. There's only one thing she can do - torment the bastard until he coughs up the information. This is a very short work - novelette length - around 11000 words or 44 (print) pages. Warning: Frequent foul language, mild sex scenes, and Australian spelling. Not suitable for children.

Important facts: Where does the story end?: At 93% the story ends and a small excerpt for the next book begins. (Next book is short too.)

Reviews-At Amazon there is over 100 reviews.

Writing wise: I didn't see mistakes.

Warnings: There is a hell of a lot of fucking cussing.

Read Time: 30

My Brief Thoughts: Holy shit! If this isn't the most crazy thing I have read in a short story, I don't know what is. Deadish is all about a girl who dies and she can't pass over until her body is found. She annoys her boyfriend constantly from beyond the grave to make him find it. She eventually gets some help from a professional to seek it out. Add in sex, strange neighbors, and a lot of annoying things that will make you laugh or cringe, and you've got it.

OMG, just check it out. This book is free and if you don't like it, you'll know in the first few pages and call it quits. If it fits you, there are two more books after this weird shit. There isn't much to add to the review because I don't want to spoil it for ya.



Did it fit me? Hell yes, this was whacked out and really entertained my weird ass.